WEEK 5 POWER RANKS

It's been a year of parity so far with 7 teams sitting at either 3-2 or 2-3, all with their sights set on the playoffs.

1. Give Them TD's 4 Thumbs Down
They continue to dominate all of the competition every week. The league leader in points scored remains the only undefeated team and looks to keep the party going with Miles Austin's return this week.

2. Is there a Brees in Here?
Fifth in the league in scoring but 2nd in the standings, this 4-1 team will ride the consistency of Drew Brees, MJD and Dwayne Bowe straight to the playoffs.

3. Winter Is Coming
Leading the pack of 3-2 teams, Brady, Welker and the surprising Ryan Mathews have catapulted this team to 108 PPG. Despite failing to score 100 points for the first time this season, they remain second in the league in scoring and are only 17 total points behind 'TD's 4 Thumbs Down'.

4. Jacquizz in my Pants
This team just keeps moving up the rankings every week, and nothing has changed this week. They exploded in week 5 to outscore every other team by a significant margin using 7 different players scoring double digit points.

5. Polar Gooks
Still not giving up on this team even though they are under .500 right now at 2-3. They remain 3rd in the league in scoring at 105 PPG, so don't be discouraged by the lack of results recently.

6.Show me dat Oh Face
How good is Megatron? Every team in the league is jealous of the production Calvin's given this team so far this season and I can't see it slowing down soon.

7. Value Picks
Although they posted poor numbers this week, they're still riding the coat tails of their 141 point performance last week. It shows just how scary this team can be when Aaron Rodgers is on his game, which is every game.

8. THE REIGNING CHAMPION
Huge weeks out of Adrian Peterson, like this week, should become a semi-regular occurence for the rest of the season. Don't expect the same out of Big Ben though.

9. Rice in Ya Vag
Lost this week but Oh Face put up monstrous numbers and at least they got Ray Rice's bye out of the way. Look for this team to go on a little run in the next few weeks.

10. Accursed Grinder
Arian Foster has come off his injury playing like a first round back, which is encouraging. And if this team can pull out a few more wins while they buy time for Andre Johnson's return they could definitely surprise some teams and be the darkhorse for the playoffs.

11. Bad newz Kennels
Fred Jackson is the savior of this team so far this season, he accounts for about 25% of all their points scored. I thought that was Vick's job?

12. Matty ice
The lowest scoring team in the league and it's not even close. A cool 120 points below the 11th place team doesn't leave many options for where this team can go from here.