Analysts & Rankings

This page will be updated every week with each teams individual rankings. The overall compilation of rankings will be posted on the front page.

Sam 'The Grinder' Jacobs

  1. Polar Gooks
  2. Brees in here
  3. TD's 4 thumbs down
  4. Jquizz in my pants
  5. Winter is Coming
  6. Value Picks
  7. Accursed Grinder
  8. REIGNING CHAMPION
  9. Dat Oh Face
  10. Bad newz Kennels
  11. Matty Ice
  12. Rice Vag


Daniel 'Our favorite Jewish friend' Gronfein

  1. TD's 4 thumbs down
  2. Winter is Coming
  3. Value Picks
  4. Brees in Here
  5. Jaquizz in my pants
  6. Polar gooks
  7. Rice in ya Vag
  8. Accursed Grinder
  9. REIGNING CHAMPION
  10. Dat Oh Face
  11. Bad Newz Kennels
  12. Matty Ice

Josh 'Iceman' Smith

  1. TD's 4 thumbs down
  2. Brees in here
  3. Polar Gooks
  4. Winter is Coming
  5. Dat Oh Face
  6. The rest suck
  7. 12. Matty ICE
Melvin 'The Chairman' Rau



  1. Td's 4 thumbs down
  2. Polar Gooks
  3. Winter is Coming
  4. Brees in here?
  5. Value Picks
  6. Jacquizz in my pants
  7. THE REIGNING CHAMPION
  8. Accursed grinder
  9. Dat Oh Face
  10. Rice Vag
  11. Matty Ice
  12. Bad Newz Kennels

Brian 'The LM' McAuley

  1. TD's 4 thumbs down
  2. Winter Is Coming
  3. Brees in Here
  4. Polar Gooks
  5. Jacquizz in my Pants
  6. Value Picks
  7. Accursed Grinder
  8. Show me Dat Oh Face
  9. REIGNING CHAMPION
  10. Rice in ya Vag
  11. Bad News Kennels
  12. Matty ICE

Nicholas 'The Metro' Minnott

  1. TD's four thumbs down
  2. Brees in here?
  3. Winter is Coming
  4. Value Picks
  5. Polar Gooks
  6. Jacquizz in my pants
  7. Rice Vag
  8. Dat Oh Face
  9. REGINING CHAMPION
  10. Bad Newz Kennels
  11. Accursed Grinder
  12. Matty Ice

Matt 'Gonzo' Schoenfeld

  1. TD's Four THumbs Down
  2. Winter Is Coming
  3. Polar Gooks
  4. Brees in here
  5. Value Picks
  6. Rice Vag
  7. Dat Oh Face
  8. Jacquizz in my pants
  9. Bad newz Kennels
  10. Accursed Grinder
  11. Matty Ice
  12. REIGNING CHAMPION
Stu 'The Darkhorse' Hunter

1. Give Dem TD's 4 Thumbs Down (Just wait for Miles Austin to come back and CJ2K is starting to come back to life)

2. Winter Is Coming (Who can stop the Brady/Welker combo?)
3. Polar Gooks
4. Is there a Brees in here? (Huge loss with Kenny Britt)
5. Value Picks (Holy shit Aaron Rodgers)
6. Rice In Ya Vag
7. The Accursed Grinder (Once the injuries stop, They will have a pretty solid team, and Arian Foster is back)
8. Show Me Dat Oh Face (Calvin Johnson, damn)
9. Jacquizz in My Pants
10. THE REIGNING CHAMPION
11. Bad Newz Kennels (Can Vick stay healthy?)
12. Matty Ice (Jesus Schoenfeld...)


Colby 'The Body' Sprunk


  1. TDs 4 thumbs down
  2. Brees in here?
  3. Winter Is Coming
  4. Polar Gooks
  5. Value Picks
  6. Dat Oh Face
  7. Rice Vag
  8. Jacquizz in my pants
  9. REIGNING CHAMP
  10. Bad Newz Kennels
  11. Accursed Grinder
  12. Schoenfeld


Corey ' Da Roosta' O'Connor


  1. Tds 4 Thumbs Down
  2. Winter Is Coming
  3. Brees In here
  4. Value Picks
  5. Polar Gooks
  6. Dat Oh Face
  7. Jacquizz in my pants
  8. Rice vag
  9. Bad newz Kennels
  10. REIGNING CHAMPION
  11. Accursed Grinder
  12. Matty Ice
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