October 4, 2011

Week 3

Short one this week, haven't had any time to do the write up so consider this my bye week.

[b]1. Polar Gooks[/b]
The highest scoring team in the league look to be in great shape. Stafford and McFadden anchor a young and impressive core of players.

[b]2. Give Dem TD's 4 thumbs Down[/b]
The only undefeated team left in the league, and they would be even scarier if Chris Johnson were still alive.

[b]3. Winter is Coming[/b]
Racking up a whopping 341 points through 3 weeks on the backs of the Brady-Welker tandem is a good way to win games. Could also have struck gold with Ryan Mathews as a decent replacement for Jamaal Charles.

[b]4. Is There a Brees in here?[/b]
Losing Kenny Britt for the season definitely set this team back a step or two, but with Brees and MJD leading the charge the recovery won't be too painful.

[b]5. Jacquizz in my Pants[/b]
Moving up two spots from their number 7 slot last week, they hope to have LeSean McCoy lead them out of the clusterfuck of 2-1 teams in the middle of the standings.

[b]6. THE REIGNING CHAMPION[/b]
Somehow the Reigning Champs keep their spot at number 6 in the power rankings after a poor showing in week 3. The low score was an anomaly and they should be back in true form in week 4, especially with the addition of Roddy White to bolster their receiving corps.

[b]7. The Accursed Grinder[/b]
Making the biggest jump in the standings of any team, Accursed Grinder move up 4 spots from 11 to 7 riding a huge week where they led the entire league in scoring with 123 points.

[b]8. Value Picks[/b]
Still sitting at 2-1 and tied with almost everyone else for 2nd-6th place, Value Picks comes in ranked the lowest of all the 2-1 teams with a point total of only 250. With Aaron Rodgers and Micahel Turner leading the way anything is possible, but a boost at WR would be very nice.

[b]9. Bad Newz Kennels [/b]
Stays at the number 9 spot almost solely because of Fred Jackson's huge play through the first 3 weeks. Injury woes continue to plague this team, but when you draft Vick, Gates, and Gore (read: Listens to Matthew Berry's advice) you must be prepared for injuries.

[b]10. Show Me Dat Oh Face [/b]
Winless so far but just bolstered their roster with Jermichael Finley and Peyton Hillis, 2 players adept at finding the endzone. A win has to come soon, but that might be too hopeful this week against the number 1 ranked Polar Gooks.

[b]11. Rice in Ya Vag[/b]
The only 0-3 team in the league has hit a bit of a rough patch. They actually rank 8th in points scored but are 3rd in points against, making it difficult to win many games. Philip Rivers currently ranks 17 among quarterbacks and has thrown 2 picks each game so far. Once Phil Cheese turns it around, so will this team.

[b]12. Matty Ice[/b]
Picking up their first win of the season wasn't enough to move this team out of the basement. After an ugly 76-72 win, Matty Ice still ranks dead last in points scored by nearly 50 points, and has yet to eclipse the 200 point mark. Maybe Reggie Wayne and Matth Forte will be enough to turn this team around but I doubt it.

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